Dear Michelle Obama YOU ARE AN OVER 40’S BABE AND YOU WIN THE RACE.
Seriously Michelle Obama is so great it makes me wince each time I see her. She’s a total babe. See here. She’s intelligent (she’s a lawyer or something), she’s a sassy black woman and…
AND SHE’S MARRIED TO THE BIGGEST BADARSE PRESIDENT THAT AMERICA HAS EVER HAD. And HE fucking LOVES THE SHIT OUT OF HER.
You know Michelle Obama is funny, charismatic, wears great clothes and if I was to be her boyfriend I bet she’d do so much nice stuff for me. Like buy me cars and nice suits and awesome food. But then, I’d be dealing with an angry Barack if he found out. And that motherfucker would kick the shit out of me. Ghetto style.
WOH WOH WOH I’m not being racist saying that. I’m just saying… that… he looks like… he would beat a man… in the style of a street fighter in… the ghetto. That’s not racist right? HE’S BLACK?!?!?! WHAT”?!! I DIDN’T NOTICE… THIS IS…. WHAT?!!? I DIDN’T… THIS IS AWKWARD!!!! ……………………………………
But you know what else? Michelle Obama has gotten HOTTER with age and that is something you don’t find very often unless it’s someone like that fox Rene Russo (a future BMG participant, you can be sure of that). I mean, look at her in this photo. Besides your first reaction of “Man, that Barack motherfucker GOT GAME.” You are probably agreeing with me, she is so much hotter now. LOOK AT HER!
Seriously, Michelle Obama, if you’re ever go mental and are looking to dump your awesome as fuck husband, move to Australia and hang out with a poor dude with brown hair and red beard, give this motherfucker a call.
Because DAYUM GIRL, I would drop EVERYTHING.
Michelle Obama, be my girlfriend.