Pre-nose job Jennifer Grey
In the second of my “If Time Travel Was Real” series I give you Jennifer Grey, pre-nose job.
We should have all seen Dirty Dancing. And if you haven’t, you must be gay. Because frankly, Dirty Dancing has to be one of the greatest love stories of our time and if you haven’t seen it, you must be a really insensitive person.
Hold on. Read that sentence back. It looks like I’m the gay one I guess but you know what? I don’t give a fuck. HAVE YOU EVER SEEN JENNIFER GREY IN THIS FILM? Super 80’s babe.
Curly dirty-blonde hair, fucking BANGIN’ body and HOLY SHIT THAT NOSE
LOOK AT IT.
Seriously though, if you haven’t seen this film, go rent it right now. If your girlfriend comes in and says “Umm… is this Dirty Dancing?” just say “Fuck yeah! Swayze died last year, may he rest in peace.” Then pause look at her and say “Point Break!”
That worked for me at least.
Anyway, watch the film and get ready to LOSE YOUR SHIT. Jennifer Grey in this film is a fucking mega babe. I don’t care what she’s like in Ferris Bueller, in this film Jennifer Grey fucking kicks arse. Seriously, in THIS SCENE where Swayze (RIP) is teaching Grey a dance and they do this lip-syncing, sexy dance thing and seriously, it is better than any pornography you will ever watch. If Swayze and Grey did not fuck while filming this movie, his balls would have exploded. Seriously.
And. The main reason for my love of Jennifer Grey. Her fucking NOSE.
LOOOOK AT ITTTTTTT.
It’s so beautiful. It’s perfect.
But you know what that bitch did? She went and got a motherfucking nose job.
And no one has heard from her since!
Seriously, look at the before and after.
COME ON YOU USED TO BE SO MUCH HOTTER!
It’d be like Streisand getting a nose job!
“Hey do you know who Barbara Streisand is?”
“Yeeeaaahhh, she was that chick in Hello Dolly in 1969. Haven’t heard of her since then.”
“Oh yeah cool, I was just doing an Obscure Chicks from the Past section at trivia last night. Got that Jennifer Grey chick though. YHOW! What a nose huh?”
“Yeah, I think she died from a nose overdose.”
And how do I know Barbara Streisand was in Hello Dolly?
I’m pulling out the Gay Dad card on that one, guys.
Pre-nose job Jennifer Grey, be my girlfriend