Rachel McAdams
I don’t know what to say. I’m speechless. It’s like you’re the Angel of Speech and you’ve blessed me with not being able to say anything. This is probably because if I tried to say anything to you I would involuntarily spew.
You’re amazing. In fact you’re perfect. I went to see The Time Traveller’s Wife and besides blubbering into my thick red beard half the time I was honestly gasping every time you would walk onto screen. The embarrassing thing was that I was seeing the film with someone I didn’t know that well and by the end of the film, I think they were a little annoyed and/or creeped out.
Apparently it’s “weird” to yell out “OH MY FUCKING GOD” in a crowded movie theatre. APPARENTLY it’s “EMBARRASSING” when I squirm around in my seat and make kissing noises.
It was fucking bullshit. LOOK AT HER, how can I not act completely unreasonably?
Seriously, she’s so perfect it’s like she was created by Gods and not conceived by feeble human parents. Somewhere, up in the clouds, Zeus is sitting back in a recliner chair drinking some homemade lemonade chuckling to himself. When one of the other Gods (fuck, I dunno, Neptune or some shit) walks in and says “Hey man, you got work to do!” Zeus just points down to Rachel McAdams, probably taking a shower or some dirty shit like that, and quietly says “I think I’ve done enough for now.” Meanwhile, Neptune is crying salty tears of happiness.
“She’s… She’s BEAUTIFUL…”
Seriously, she’s number 1. Absolutely number 1. You can give this amazing woman any hair colour and she’ll make it work. I’ve seen her kick arse with red, brown, black and of course BLONDE. I don’t actually think it would be possible for her to unattractive.
She does amazing things to people. I once heard a friend say he would swim through a river of shit with his mouth open just to suck off the last guy who had sex with her.
It’s the fucking truth. I’m in love.
Rachel McAdams, be my girlfriend.
